why-watermelon-why:

deadlockgrace:

thebiscuiteternal:

rosalarian:

elliestcyrburlesque:

cumaeansibyl:

amazonqueendianaprince:

kurosmind:

thesanityclause:

fadespirit:

audacityinblack:

stimmyabby:

clatterbane:

elphias:

lavenderek:

highqueenmargeaux:

ruttotohtori:

perspektiivivirhe:

porciacatonis:

shredsandpatches:

glumshoe:

I tried to make a sexual identity generator but it’s glitchy and I’m not sure how to fix it.

I got “topheavy cishet”

Parallel parking bisexual

“dubiously neurotypical nonbinary person”
Accuracy is astonishing.

awkward twink

“egotistical lesbian”

“horrid cishet”
listen, my dude,

swamp witch hacker

European genderfluid

goblin bear 

cursed bi

@fadespirit

craven fae

Subterranean homesick ghost.

Aw, that’s sad.

Who are u why do you know me

“medicated femme” i mean………….

“fibrous”

Carbonite fae

My desktop looks like this right now and I’m just:

Wow. Accurate.

urban fantasy writer Stately Homo of England

::LOUD SNORT::

Bethesda twunk? aight

Neon gay? Well I’m wearing bright orange right now so

Grandpa pansexual