ill-starve-till-im-thin:

Anorexia: hey let’s eat healthy and work out you know what let’s go for a run right now it’ll be amazing and we’ll burn a lot of calories and-

Depression: yeahhhhh what about we just lay in bed and do nothing instead

Anorexia: but-t…

Anxiety: what about we think about all the bad things that has happened to us and contemplate whether or not people actually hate us

Anorexia & depression: …

Me: hey what about we take a nap instead? It burns calories, we get to sleep, and we don’t have to think about how much we hate ourselves

Anorexia: yeah okay that could work

Depression: sounds like a plan

Anxiety: I’m down

….

Insomnia: lmao bitch u thought