interactive introverts melbourne *in no particular order
– they named the audience shiela
– phil said something about being inside sheila and dan stared at him and phil corrected himself
– he said it again soon after but dan said it was on purpose
– the things under dans bed were cereal, dead houseplants and his dignity and when he heard dignity he burst into laughter and said ‘its in flames’
– they complained about how there was 4 seasons in one day (or one hour)
– we were at the BEACH AND IT WAS HAILING MY NIPPLES WERE ERECT! – dan
– dan said kangaroos were thicc and choke me daddy (he wants to be fucked or fuck one)
– 83% of the audience were extroverts and they were shook
– 11% of people had ‘no idea who they were’
– dan had to make jellyfish sound good and got offended when phil wouldnt pee on his leg if he got stung
– there was a lot of pee talk
– phil had to make flower crowns sound bad and it ended up with him saying a bee could fly up ur nose and dan banging his head on a light bc he was so done
– phil was sacrificed on the wheel
– dan nearly hit him in the penis and phil loudly said YOU NEARLY HIT MY PENIS and dan was shocked but then he also said penis soon after
– when phil was trying to get the white suit thing off he bent over with his ass to the audience and we cheered really loudly and he got a little embarrassed and said GUYSSSS and then waddled backstage to try and get it off bc they were around his ankles
– when phil was 15 he came to Australia and there was a huntsman on the wall of the cabin he was in and martyn told him to put a glass over it but phil used a plate to catch it and then when he checked to aee if it was there he realised it wasn’t and it was on his arm
– when dan was 9 he had a lay over in sydney on the way to new zealand and he picked up a rock at the airport and a spider jumped in his face
– they did the macarena silently and dan did a cute little butt wiggle
– during intermission the final countdown played and about 50+ people were ‘moshing’ at the front
– 2 girls had a dance battle
– dan complimented the mosh pit
– dan said choke me daddy about one of the dads
*theres more but these are at the top of my head
-yeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
-world war three! world war three!
-dan actually likes Vegemite and wants to bathe in it
-everyone cheered for them to crush us under ice
-everyone cheered for the idea of phil spitting on us
-when they were asking people what was inside dan’s box, someone said his dignity
Rubber up for dewey
They were both shook at the lack of Starbucks chains in Australia
Phil thought dans first holiday was India
The sercurity giving up and just letting half the audience form a mosh pit
– “you need to see other people, phil” – dan after acting weird
-phil struggling to get the props box on stage and dan laughing his head off about it
-dan saying phil was born in 1963
-phil trying to make toast sound bad involved having a spread made of beetles
-“I know right— NEw zEalanD!/!!”
-dan being smug af about not being sacrificed
-phil was saying he’s ‘already upside in Australia’ when the wheel started to spin
-one of the inaccurate predictions of the show was ‘dan and phil ride in on a kangaroo and die’
-dan about one of the parents: ‘or maybe she’s looking up to god for salvation’ (or something)
– “you’re drowning in pizza and the last thing you see is a pepperoni going into your eye!’
-tim tam wrestling
-they did psychic connection about ‘Australian things’ and they said ‘TIM TAMS’ at the same time’
-phil was shaky from having too many tim tams and he wanted to try all the flavours and dan was like “you know you can just have one— but no Phil’s like ‘IM GOING TO EAT THE ENTIRE PACKET’ and he had been shoving tim tams into his mouth
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