deathclassic:

interactive introverts melbourne *in no particular order

– they named the audience shiela

– phil said something about being inside sheila and dan stared at him and phil corrected himself

– he said it again soon after but dan said it was on purpose

– the things under dans bed were cereal, dead houseplants and his dignity and when he heard dignity he burst into laughter and said ‘its in flames’

– they complained about how there was 4 seasons in one day (or one hour)

– we were at the BEACH AND IT WAS HAILING MY NIPPLES WERE ERECT! – dan

– dan said kangaroos were thicc and choke me daddy (he wants to be fucked or fuck one)

– 83% of the audience were extroverts and they were shook

– 11% of people had ‘no idea who they were’

– dan had to make jellyfish sound good and got offended when phil wouldnt pee on his leg if he got stung

– there was a lot of pee talk

– phil had to make flower crowns sound bad and it ended up with him saying a bee could fly up ur nose and dan banging his head on a light bc he was so done

– phil was sacrificed on the wheel

– dan nearly hit him in the penis and phil loudly said YOU NEARLY HIT MY PENIS and dan was shocked but then he also said penis soon after

– when phil was trying to get the white suit thing off he bent over with his ass to the audience and we cheered really loudly and he got a little embarrassed and said GUYSSSS and then waddled backstage to try and get it off bc they were around his ankles

– when phil was 15 he came to Australia and there was a huntsman on the wall of the cabin he was in and martyn told him to put a glass over it but phil used a plate to catch it and then when he checked to aee if it was there he realised it wasn’t and it was on his arm

– when dan was 9 he had a lay over in sydney on the way to new zealand and he picked up a rock at the airport and a spider jumped in his face

– they did the macarena silently and dan did a cute little butt wiggle

– during intermission the final countdown played and about 50+ people were ‘moshing’ at the front

– 2 girls had a dance battle

– dan complimented the mosh pit

– dan said choke me daddy about one of the dads

*theres more but these are at the top of my head

Can confirm that the Melbourne ii show was a wild ride