Convo this morning 14/09/18

Brother a: “Can I have money for lunch?”

Mum: “*gives him $10* Share it with your sister” (said kinda quietly)

Brother a: “$5 a perfect amount for one person, thanks mum”

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Brother b: “You gotta share that with her”

Brother a: “No I don’t, she works. She can pays for it herself, not like she pays for nothing.”

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My brain: “he knows you’re fat, this is a reason to strave”