cryingintodarkcoffee00min:

palepinkpetite:

🌈 i’m putting a fucking curse on all of you and my curses always work but only if there’s a negative part to it so i’m cursing everybody reading this to lose a shitton of weight over the next four weeks, so much weight you’re gonna end up losing all of your skinny jeans and will need to spend a bunch of money on belts but even then the pants are still gonna look weird. goodbye. 🧚✨