you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog
Couldn’t risk it.
didn’t realize they change colors. now I know o gotta wish.
THIS SHIT IS REAL I GOT THE JOB I WAS NUTS ABOUT BC I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY maybe it’s a coinkidink but it okay just take the necessary steps to achieve what you’re wishing for and YOU CAN DO IT
• LOSE YOUR SEX DRIVE! – wow can you believe that one day you might not even wanna have sex? You’re going to be OUT of it all the time. Making out with someone is just not a big thing. The next big thing isn’t an orgasm but hitting your goal weight.
• BE COLD ALL THE TIME! – even if you haven’t experienced large drops of body fat or weight. When your body produces too little thyroid hormone, it can make you feel cold no matter the temperature. Also, you might notice strange little hairs everywhere. Thats called LANUGO – your body is trying to keep you warm.
• BRUISE EASILY! – Its enough just to pinch your thigh and congrats, your legs are officially purple. Caused by low blood sugar and lack of vitamin B in your system.
• BE THIRSTY EVEN THO YOU JUST DRANK! – aw man, it must be so fun to constantly shock your body like this. You can go through 10 bottles of water and still have dry mouth. Unexplained but could be a sign of diabetes. Drink liquid magnesium, it makes a huge difference! (0cal)
• STANDING UP AND PASSING OUT! – you get used to it but its always a nice shocker. I’m pretty sure we all look insane when we stand up and then grab the nearest thing to hold onto. This is called orthostatic hypotension and occurs when a person’s blood pressure falls when suddenly standing up from a lying or sitting down position.
• HAVING BAD MEMORY! – mixing up words and their meanings, forgetting small things like dates and years. Do you really need a medical name for this or do you realize its caused by not feeding your brain the proper foods?
ANOREXIA IS NOT PRETTY. IT IS NOT A FASHION TREND!
BE PRO-RECOVERY. GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN!
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I know it’s terrible but I love getting all of these things, it makes me proud
can we, as a society, start to realize that having a phone does NOT mean you HAVE TO BE accsessible to anyone and everyone at ALL times??
My mom threw a fit at me for not answering my phone while i was at my friends place. Kinda hypocritical too, given how much she complains that “youth these days spend to much time on their phones”
My boss was very CLEARLY not satisfied that i only got back to his text hours after he sent it. My friend didnt speak to me for weeks once bc she thought we were having a FIGHT??? bc i didnt reply to her message on facebook? till the day after she sent it??
i HAVE a phone, that doesnt mean i HAVE TO BE availiable whenever ANYONE decides they want me to be???
what the fuck
can people stop assuming they are entiteled to my attention 24/7??
this is so important. people need their alone time & their space. & it doesn’t matter if you see them active on social media, sometimes people just like to scroll through their timeline without talking to anyone for a while. you really can’t expect to have someone’s attention every second of the day, it’s not realistic at all.
if you realize you’ve been studying for hours: grab a snack to refuel your body and watch a sitcom to refuel your brain. then back to the books.
if you’re feeling stressed out: take some deep breaths, text your friends, maybe stare at a wall for a few minutes. gather yourself.
if you can’t seem to focus: get moving and get outside. take out the garbage, check your mail box, maybe walk your dog. just get moving and get fresh air. it’ll help bring you back.
if there’s something else going on in your life and you can’t get it off your mind: write down what’s going through your head, sort of like a diary entry. it’ll help you work things out.
if you’re just mentally and physically exhausted: set a timer for 25-30 minutes and take a nap. any longer and you’ll hit REM and you’ll wake up feeling just as tired. once you wake up, get some caffeine in you.
if the material is boring as hell: find another way to study. see if there’s a crash course video online about it or draw out what you’re trying to learn in diagrams and pictures to make it fun.
if people around you won’t shut up: listen to some music. soundtrack and classical music is always good because they won’t absorb you as much as music with lyrics. white noise (like ocean waves, rain sounds, etc.) also works.
if you only half understand a concept: call/message a friend who’s not in the class and try to teach the material to them. this will help you mentally work through the material and will help you remember it as well.
🌸Protein will NOT make you bulky, but it will help keep your hair from falling out and it will keep you full longer than carbs
🌸Although carbs are lower calories than fats, fats are the better option
🌸Fast weight loss = fast weight gain. Slow progress is permanent progress
🌸You can drink too much water, stay safe
🌸You need to listen to your body. If you’re hungry, eat
🌸Purging will damage EVERY PART OF YOUR BODY. Your teeth, esophagus, stomach, hands, skin, and digestive system will be destroyed over time. You will smell like vomit. You even run the risk of breaking blood vessels in your eyes from forced pressure build up
🌸Laxatives will not help with weight loss, your body still absorbs the calories through digestion. But, laxatives will destroy your stomach lining, cause terrible cramps, and possibly make you poop your pants if you don’t time it perfectly
🌸If a boy doesn’t like you at your starting weight, he won’t like you at your lower weight either. If he does, he’s not a good guy
🌸Getting thin won’t magically make you popular
🌸Eating less than 1,000 calories a day will only lead to binging
🌸If you are a student, please don’t eat less than 800 calories a day, and always eat breakfast. Eating 3 low calorie meals a day will help you stay focused. Eating disorders do tend to impact your academics
🌸Lifting weights will help keep your skin tight
🌸Fasting 24+ hours more than twice a month will damage your thyroid and causes life long issues
🌸When fasting:
If you feel dizzy, eat
If you feel nauseous, eat
If you feel weak, eat and rest
🌸Malnutrition can set in at any point of your journey and takes a toll on your body no matter what size you are. Please take your vitamins and don’t waste your calories on something with little to no nutritional value
🌸It is never “too soon” to recover. Even if your friends or family don’t take you seriously, a doctor will
guys this is SO good, it has a really good meaning
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