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Adulting 105: Paper bills, Yankee Candles, and where to purchase postage stamps.

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Adulting 110: Food hygiene, Airborne, and automatic payment advice.

WANNA BE THIN? THEN READ THIS⤵

beautifulthinchaos:

no-more-binge:

Hey there everybody!

I know maybe this thing is gonna take 5 minutes of your time but i swear it does worth it. Last night all i did was thinking about how to keep my weight off how to get another realistic goal how to help others to be beautiful and skinny how to motivate everybody and how to stop binging or purging but still lose weight and be just fit skinny beautiful lovely funny  adorable cute light and so so much more…

 SO HERE IS THE SOLUTION!!!!

We wanna be skinny right?

First of all ask yourself why you wanna do that . as soon as you get the answer to your question… KEEP ON READING THIS!!! Now I’m going to help you and me either to get skinny in 1 month (whole 30 days) without cheating and to make this more interesting we are going to get some points for every lost pound.

If we only fast … this either wont help for long or we end up eating like sh*t after 7 pm. Or we just can’t say NO to our parents and we eat whatever they MAKE US EAT!!!! Is this right? NO…

IF ANYBODY CALLS YOU ABUSE FAT TUBBY CHUNKY … just let them call you these words for 1 more month and then you will look in the mirror and see you r  way thinner than her… THINNER THAN THE BITCH THAT WAS CALLING YOU SHITS LIKE THAT AND YOU WILL BE LIKE OH MY FREAKIN GOD I AM SKINNY AND I CAN WEAR MY TOPS AND JEANS WITHOUT WORRYING ABOUT MY STOMACH FAT!!!! Isn’t this your dream???? Im damn sure it is…

SO HERE IS THE PLAN FOR NEXT 30 DAYS AT LEAST FOR ME LOL

Rule #1

EVERY WEDNESDAY AND SUNDAY SHOULD BE FAST DAYS

RULE #2

YOU CAN EAT FROM 9am to 6 pm

Rule #3

cutting out all the junk food…. and by all i really mean ALL…

chew the food from 15-25 times

Rule #4

eat 50-300 calories per day

Rule #5

sit right and do sit -ups

Rule #6

drink at least 1.5-2 liter of water per day

and 1 cup of green tea

Rule #7

do jumping jacks 

REMEMBER : 100 jumping jacks burn 50 calories …. 7000 burn 3500 calories= 1 lbs of fat

Rule #8 

If you feel you wanna binge count slowly until 100

Rule #9

do ab work outs

Rule #10

keep a diary . a cute one that will kinda be your thinspo

Rule #11

eat as much raw vegies and fruits as possible (try to avoid bananas and avocados)

   QUICK TIPS FOR A  FLAT STOMACH

1.drink water before every meal

2. do 100  crunches every day

3. do 5 min ab work out

4. chew food until it disintegrates

5. put your fork down between mouth fulls 

6. do 50-100 jumping jacks after 10 mins of every meal

                 IMPORTANT TIPS

1. EAT IN BLACK OR BLUE PLATE

2. READ YOUR DIARY

3. TRY TO EAT WITH LEFT HAND

4. TO BOOST YOUR METABOLISM DRINK COFFEE OR GREEN TEA WITHOUT SUGAR

5.CHEW GUM

6.MAKE  A BRACELET THAT WILL REMEMBER YOU ABOUT YOUR GOAL

              7. try to  burn all the calories you’ve eaten by work outs 
 

      THINGS TO DO INSTEAD OF EATING

                            1. make a thinspo book

2. pro ana websites

3. manicure

4. read books

5. perf. your daily make -up

6. have  spa day

7. yoga, pilates

8. have a  long shower

9. brush your teeth

10. read thinspo quotes

11. listen to music

12. dance

13. study some other tings

14 take up a new hobby

15. watch movies

16. make bag charm

17. watch fashion TV (this always helps lol)

18. work out

19. remember 15 min of walk burns 39 cal and an hour of walking burns 156 calories

                        WHY TO BE SKINNY

1.When people pick you up they will talk about how light you are.

2. When you wear skinny jeans and short shorts , you will be able to be confident in them. 

3.When others complain about their weight you can sit back and relax because you may have 99 problems , but obesity isn’t one.

4. Confidence = attention 

5. You will be happier

6. When your future or present boyfriend picks you up he can twirl you around and give you piggy back rides because your just a small cute little thing. 

7. You can walk confidently into a mall and not have to walk shamefully to the dressing room trying to squeeze into your jeans, thinking" I hope they fit “.

8.You can wear baggy clothes and still look cute.

9. You can enjoy the draw dropping looks you get when you walk up to your friends and they see how much weight you’ve lost. 

10. When you’re squeezing into the backseat with friends you can sit on people’s laps or sit wherever because you’re light and nobody minds 

Oh and im writing this for the second time but this always helps me to stop eating

 Look at what you are about to eat. Then read this. Are you hungry? Are you really hungry? Could you go  without food? Think of how great you’ll feel . Think of how great you will look. Push it to one side. Down a pint of water. NOW! RIGHT NOW! Half the plate. Throw the half plate away. Now look back at the food. Are you still hungry? Go look into the mirror.RIGHT NOW TURN TO THE SIDE. List from top to botto which bits you wanna change? Write them down. READ IT. TWICE.!!! Go and brush your teeth . Drink another glass of water. Do 10 sit-ups. don’t you feel great?  YEAH! LOOK AT YOU .Look at the food..

You do NOT wanna eat that . Say “NO, NO,  NO. I DO NOT WANNA EAT THAT . I DON’T I DON’T” .. How great do you feel? how good are you doing? throw the other half away. Give it to someone else. Put it to somewhere else.  I BET you feel better now. Do 10 more sit-ups. Go and take a shower. Look yourself in the mirror. Turn to the side. Think about what happens when you eat something. Now read this way slower than you do.  YOU CHEW IT YOU SWALLOW IT GOES INTO YOUR STOMACH . THEN SLOWLY YOUR BODY ABSORBS ALL THOSE CALORIES ALL THE SUGAR ALL THAT FAT. GO LOOK INTO THE MIRROR POKE YOUR BODY SQUEEZE YOUR ARMS AND LEGS. NOW have a glass of water delicious, refreshing, feeling water…   free of calories and super healthy ! Now, think of someone. Someone you’ve seen. Some one you love. Someone very beautiful. Someone skinny. Someone you know. Someone famous. YOU ARE GOING TO LOOK LIKE THEM. Now get up. Stretch . Feel your ribs. Think of that fat person. Think of all that fat covering their body. CHUBBY FAT CHUNKY SQUISHY GROSS OBESE TUBBY PLUMP THINK PORKY.NOW THEY ENVY YOU. YOU ARE FUCKING BEAUTIFUL NOW.  YOU ARE JUST A  LITTLE STEP AWAY FROM PERFECTION. 

                         ARE YOU STILL HUNGRY?

THIS ALL ARE JUST SIMPLE RULES

AND LIFE STYLE CHANGE

BUT REMEMBER BY EVERY DROPPED POUND YOU R MORE SELF CONFIDENT SEXY FEMININE CLASSY PREPPY AND SOMETIMES THAT BAD ASS GIRL EVERY BOY WANTS TO LITERALLY OWN AND CALL HIS GIRL. DO NOT DO THIS JUST FOR A  GUY BC U KNOW ONCE YOU LOSE THE WEIGHT THE GUY YOU WANTED WILL CHASE U FOREVER BUT HE WONT BE YOUR IDOL NOMORE AND YOU WILL TRY TO FIND YOUR PRINCE SOMEWHERE ELSE…. AND THE ONE THAT CALLED YOU FAT WILL REGRET IT ….. MAKE THEM REGRET FOR IT FOREVER….

Thanks i was about to binge but this made me stay away from the food

~ Imagine ~

writingweights:

Legs

  • Your calves are slim and toned
  • Your ankles are small and delicate

Thighs

  • They never touch when you stand up
  • You can run your hands down them
  • They will look small even when you sit
  • They will cross over sleekly when you choose to
  • Will look great in fishnets and thigh-highs

Hips

  • Can be enveloped in a hug
  • Hold up your pants wonderfully
  • Protrude so you have beautiful proof of your hard work

Stomach

  • Looks flat even when you sit
  • Shows the bottoms of your ribs when you stand
  • Looks amazing in crop tops
  • Small enough to give you a delicate hourglass

Waist

  • It’s small enough for anyone to hold onto with only one hand
  • Gives you a curve that shows off your feminine figure
  • Looks amazing in high-waisted shorts or jeans

Chest

  • Always perky
  • Your ribs show so your chest only poofs out more
  • You can see the movements of your breaths everytime
  • Shoulderblades that look like bird wings
  • Looks fragile in crop tops

Hands

  • Slim enough for anyone to wrap their hands around your wrists
  • Appear as pearls wrapped in silk
  • Slipped around easily by your crush’s
  • Look delicate with bracelets and gloves

Collarbones

  • Could hold water easily
  • Only accentuated by chokers
  • Neckless sweaters will only ever look amazing
  • Show easily on side profiles

Face

  • Jawlines sharp enough to cut glass
  • Large, beautiful eyes
  • Defined cheekbones that look like they have their own highlight
  • A wonderful smile

This is why you need to work harder. 

Goals💫

HOW TO START FASTING

2be2thin:

ghxstbone:

ok y’all im seein some scary shit floating around lately and it’s making me nervous. i think ive made a post like this back in the day but might as well swing another around 


THINGS TO NOT DO 

  • exceed 24-30 hrs of fasting within your first 1-3 fasts. everyone is different and you don’t need to fast as long as that girl who lost 30lbs in a month with the loose skin she keeps hidden out of her pictures. 
  • drink sodas, sugary juices, heavy creams or any other sugary or fattening drink. this could throw your blood sugar way out of whack 
  • keep fasting even if you vomit or black out??? what the hell ladies have some fruit or some carrots or something, jesus
  • fast more than twice a week. even that is pushing it– i highly suggest one fast every week or every other week for best results. 
  • fast directly after a binge. THIS WILL LEAD TO ANOTHER BINGE or very intense hunger pains and you just dont wanna put yourself through that especially if you have shitty self control like me 
  • exercise intensely. maybe go for a walk or do some light exercises if your body will allow it. do not put yourself in a position to hurt yourself because you may very well fall off the wagon and take longer to reach your goals
  • DON’T FUCKING DRIVE WHEN YOU HAVE PASSED 36 HOURS OF FASTING 


THINGS TO DO 

  • drink lots of water, coffee, tea and fresh fruit or vegetable juice. whatever settles in your stomach the most comfortably 
  • fast during a period of time where you aren’t expected to get a lot of physically demanding shit done. your body will usually be weak after the first 10 hours and will usually only get worse from there. know your limits. 
  • eat something VERY LIGHT if you start to get sick/come close to blacking out. that means, yes, fruits and veggies. this doesn’t mean this is an excuse to pop open a diet soda. keep it healthy. but remember, if you’ve already gotten sick or blacked out, just break the fast and try again soon.
  • try to stick to as close to a meat-free diet as you can the day or two before the fast. this helps your body digest your food a little faster and helps me not feel so nasty throughout the day. leftover meat feels rancid in my stomach lol
  • eat lightly your first meal out of your fast. you’ll either be starving or not hungry at all, but i suggest you wait out the hunger pains and wait until you’re not hungry at all so you eat less. still avoid sugary drinks the day you break your fast. 


THINGS TO KEEP IN MIND

  • every body is different. some people can fast for 100+ hours, and some people will black out after 30 hrs. start slow and work your way up, bit by bit, every fast to find your limits. 
  • your body generally starts to shut down after 35-36 hrs of fasting. please remember that. 
  • this isn’t a damn competition. just cos someone you follow can fast for three weeks doesn’t mean you should.
  • this is all from personal research and 8 years of eating disorder experience.  
  • stay safe and listen to your body. 

Stay safe darlings

Mini update?💎

I’ve eaten WAY too much (1000+ cals) and I feel sick. Honestly wanting to throw up then strave for a week, workout like crazy and self harm soo bad right now🙃🙃 fucking hell, why am I so fucked up???

Mini update💎

So I’ve been staying under around 600 for the past few days and i think I’ve hit a weight loss block (i dont seem to be losing much). So I had around 1000 ish cals yesterday and I’m going to have around the same today to hopefully get back on track. Any tips?💓

Hot chocolate recipe🍵

•1 teaspoon sugar (16 cals)

•1 teaspoon cocoa (23 cals) *cocoa used is attached

•100ml full cream milk (62 cals)

•as much water as wanted (0 cals)

TOTAL CALS: 101

STEPS:

1: Put cocoa and sugar in cup

2: Pour wanted amount of hot water

3: Add milk

4: Stir and enjoy!