elodieunderglass:

darkpuck:

dharmagun:

chaoticallyprecise:

SO in Britain all the swans may belong to the Queen, but lemme tell you about Hamburg:

Hamburg is built around a river, so there’s many many many canals (the 2400+ bridges put Venice and Amsterdam to shame), as well as a fairly sizeable lake (here the smaller section, innit precious):

This means a shittonne of swans

(stay away from the swans) (seriously don’t go sailing on the lake because they WILL chase you). Obvs swans aren’t made for cold weather (p sure they’re all Australian immigrants actually) so Hamburg has an official job position to take care of the issue.

This dude’s name is Olaf Nieß (trying to spell his name on non-German keyboards must be fun):

This guy’s job title is “Schwanenvater”, aka “swan father”, and his job literally consists of getting swans to safety before the winter chill sets in. How does he do this, you wonder? Easy: he goes up to EVERY SINGLE FUCKING SWAN in the city and sticks them in barges. I’m serious:

Look at this dude and his swans

Swans are like Satan’s personal pet and he paddles around with barges full of them like it’s nbd.

I fucking love this guy he’s braver than all of us and deserves some recognition for his absurd line of work.

is there an internship available?

@elodieunderglass

Such an unflattering photo of that poor swan cousin

Completed a 12 hour 35 minute fast today😊 I plan on fasting for 15 hours tomorrow, wish me luck🌸

Stay strong🏮

danudaine:

hikenbakuzan:

commander-ledi:

she literally drew her oc boiling trans people alive and made art saying that people are not allowed to draw junkrat with top surgery scars because “hes canonically cis boy, not a girl”. filth like that doesnt deserve any exposure.

She’s a Overwatch artist, I know a lot of my followers are into it so please look out for her posts and avoid interaction.

Please block and/or unfollow the artist immediately. Their content, art, and “headcanons” are all extremely transphobic and disgusting.