hopesforhipbones:

lonelylittlerose:

Me: *binges for an entire week*

Digestive system: …okay, guess we’re eating now

Me: *starves for an entire week*

Digestive system: …okay…guess we’re…not?…eating now?

Me: ugh why can’t I lose weight why am I always hungry stupid fucking useless body

Digestive system: BITCH WHAT THE FUCK

if it aint me