awesomepinkcheesecakecollector:

cell113:

mastergodai:

didyouknowmagic:

tlrledbetter:

addesin:

etherslide:

“Why I Wasn’t Contracted to Write Beauty and the Beast” by I have no idea who, and desperately want to know.  If anyone does, please tell me!

Edit:  Through knmajorblogs I have discovered the genius behind this piece of art.  The genius in question is LordJazor !  Thank you!

“she warned him not to be such an apocalyptic fuck hat to strangers”

“for who could ever learn to love such a cock waffle”

BLESS

THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

Reblogged recently, but worth reblogging again.

Nothing can top this lol

My Ribs! 

I have reblogged this many a time and it never fails to make me laugh so hard I nearly snort my own lungs out.
Holy fuck, I love this-!

This is incredible XD

Reblog if you would be devastated if you found out one of your followers committed suicide.

ughthatimagineblog:

necessary-sass:

theofficialdemon-dean:

honnouji-acedemist:

the-blue-typhoon:

torchwood-classfied-rp:

ask-an-annie-leonhardt:

fandomgirl-the-modblog:

rainbowflyer:

wheretheewildthingssaree:

moject-prayhem:

don’t you dare not reblog!!!!!!

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If you don’t reblog this I’m judging you.

Just one.

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NEVER EVER EVER STOP REBLOGGING THIS EVER

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Please, keep fighting friend. My ask box is ALWAYS open. I will fight with you, friend. I promise. You can get through it. I love you.

Important

sendnoodles41:

you-wont-cry-with-skinny-thighs:

skinny-s0ul:

thoughtsofarandomgingergirl:

1200 calories a day -> – 0.3 – 0.7 kg a week

800 calories a day -> – 0.7 – 1.4 kg a week

500 calories a day -> – 1.5 – 2.5 kg a week

For all of our non metric friends:

1200 calories a day -> – 0.6 – 1.5 lbs a week

800 calories a day -> – 1.5 – 3.1 lbs a week

500 calories a day-> – 3.3 – 5.5 lbs a week

This is actually really helpful

So sorry if I reblog this every 5 minutes

peachybunniez:

make-me-thin-ana:

Prepare yourself to:

LOSE YOUR SEX DRIVE! – wow can you believe that one day you might not even wanna have sex? You’re going to be OUT of it all the time. Making out with someone is just not a big thing. The next big thing isn’t an orgasm but hitting your goal weight.

BE COLD ALL THE TIME! – even if you haven’t experienced large drops of body fat or weight. When your body produces too little thyroid hormone, it can make you feel cold no matter the temperature. Also, you might notice strange little hairs everywhere. Thats called LANUGO – your body is trying to keep you warm.

BRUISE EASILY! – Its enough just to pinch your thigh and congrats, your legs are officially purple. Caused by low blood sugar and lack of vitamin B in your system.

BE THIRSTY EVEN THO YOU JUST DRANK! – aw man, it must be so fun to constantly shock your body like this. You can go through 10 bottles of water and still have dry mouth. Unexplained but could be a sign of diabetes. Drink liquid magnesium, it makes a huge difference! (0cal)

STANDING UP AND PASSING OUT! – you get used to it but its always a nice shocker. I’m pretty sure we all look insane when we stand up and then grab the nearest thing to hold onto. This is called orthostatic hypotension and occurs when a person’s blood pressure falls when suddenly standing up from a lying or sitting down position.

HAVING BAD MEMORY! – mixing up words and their meanings, forgetting small things like dates and years. Do you really need a medical name for this or do you realize its caused by not feeding your brain the proper foods?

ANOREXIA IS NOT PRETTY. IT IS NOT A FASHION TREND!

BE PRO-RECOVERY. GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN!

I just cried at this

solarcat:

xain-russell:

xain-russell:

Dragon: “HALT TRAVELER! THIS BRIDGE IS UNDER MY CONTROL! PAY THE TOLL OR CROSS THIS RIVER ELSEWHERE!”

Knight: “Nay foul beast! These are the lands of men! I shall pay no such toll, and what’s more I shall slay you rid this land of your tyranny!”

Dragon: “TYRANNY!? FOOLISH MAN! THIS BRIDGE IS OVER A HUNDRED YEARS OLD AND IN DIRE NEED OF REPAIRS! THE STONES ARE ERODING AND THERE ARE TERMITES IN THE WOOD!”

Knight: “… what?”

Dragon: “I GIVE THIS BRIDGE ANOTHER FIVE YEARS BEFORE IT COLLAPSES! I’D RATHER AVOID THAT AND PREVENT SOME POOR HUMAN FROM GETTING HURT!

Knight: ”…“

Dragon: “THE TOLL IS TEN GOLD PIECES.”

Knight: “… Okay.”

Dragon: “ALSO, DOWN THE ROAD, A FRIEND OF MINE IS RAISING FUNDS TO FIX A FARMER’S ROOF! IF YOU COULD ASSIST THEM AS WELL WE’D BE VERY GRATEFUL!”

THIS FUCKING THING GOT OVER 250 NOTES IN LESS THAN A DAY WHAT THE HELL.

Tumblr appreciates a good fable about the importance of tax revenue to provide civil services and maintain infrastructure.

Best sites to kill time on

lonelyteengurlz:

funnilyrelatable:

Been bored after school a lot nowadays so made a list of my most used sites. Am I missing any?

** DISCLAIMER I’m not responsible for late homework assignments, sleep deprivation, missed deadlines because of this list**

• Commaful – really addicting short stories and poetry

The Oatmeal – funny web comics

Find The Invisible Cow – watch the audio for this one….

The Onion – fake news that’s actually hilarious

Pornhub – not gonna link it. self explanatory.

Useless Website Generator – literally does what its name says

Best of Reddit – warning extremely addicting stuff here

Funny Or Die – watching will ferrell as george bush never gets old

Cyanide & Happiness – hilarious comics

Rich Kids On Instagram – this makes me cry a little

One Tiny Hand – they literally make hands tiny. it’s so great

And there it is……remember. With great power comes great responsibility

omg commaful and the oatmeal made me forget my midterm last semester

justforsmiles:

lupy22:

evangelinethedemonicangel:

fandomsrourlives:

that-loving–feeling:

yellowwolley123:

cthulhupeelz:

topbitch:

dark-eyed-harmothoe:

rosedespleurs:

nvmdanyway:

sixpenceee:

I hope love finds you in 2018

I hope health finds u in 2018

I hope wealth finds you in 2018

I hope happiness finds you in 2018

I hope success finds you in 2018

I hope self-love finds you in 2018

I hope supportive people find you in 2018

I hope all the dogs find you in 2018

I hope good grades find you in 2018

I hope validation finds you in 2018

I hope good luck finds you in 2018

I hope inner peace finds you in 2018