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Things not to do when you’re angry at ya bf/husband:

>throw a drink/food in his face
>destroy their property
>physically assault them

>use the personal things they told you against them

Bring up their biggest insecurities

Posted over a full month ago: not even 2,000 notes

Every girl friend I’ve dated up until this year has done this

Don’t make us mad then. Keep us happy and harm will be done 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃

If you don’t get cho crazy ass

post: don’t abuse your boyfriend

y’all:

“Don’t make us mad then” GIRL do you not know how the fuck human interaction works… the shit is gon happen whether he meant to or not it’s everybody’s responsibility not to react with physical violence like a FUCKING JACKASS especially if it wasn’t that damn serious

!!!! Important post.

Abusive people always want to make it your fault they reacted violently

🗣🗣🗣🗣
ABUSIVE PEOPLE ALWAYS WANT TO MAKE IT YOUR FAULY THEY REACTED VIOLENTLY

ABUSIVE PEOPLE ALWAYS WANT TO MAKE IT YOUR FAULT THEY REACTED VIOLENTLY

dealing with the worst case scenario

astrologypixies:

4velitta4:

lilypotterr:

I feel like this could be useful in my future

REBLOG THIS. I CANNOT STRESS HOW IMPORTANT THIS GUIDES ARE, BOOST THIS SHIT

mizzthinlexis:

A workout for babes trying to hide workouts

If you want amazing workouts in general, I recommend blogilates. Before I had an ED, her vids were what helped me drop 20lb the healthy normie way. Check this vid tho, it’s a quiet workout vid intended for apartment goers but ik a lot of you have to hide exercise from friends and family. I tried it myself and it is pretty damn quiet. Hope it helps!

Video link for quiet workouts: https://youtu.be/tfTCykKtE7M

Also, just a disclaimer, I am not using Blogilates to promote having an ED nor does she promote having an ED. Stay safe 💕

maxburgiv:

emo-space-trash:

danithedoommagnet:

ourofin:

ourofin:

What your headache is tellin you

I haven’t seen this post in a min but precisely when I have a headache RN it comes up in my feed

Two quick additions, as someone who suffered from chronic migraines

1. Behind the eyes: eye strain or just long stress. More sleep will definitely make this feel better.
2. Temples: unclench your jaw, as that bone is putting too much pressure on your temples.

This is a fucking life saviour with the amount of headaches I have

i thought this image was a shitpost at first

lesbianchrispine:

orarewedancy:

orarewedancy:

So I work at a video game store in a mall and across the hall from us is this really nice suit shop. One day one of the guys came in an asked if they could use our microwave (the store they used to go to closed down) and we bargined for use of their bathroom in return since the mall bathrooms are like a 5 min trek.

So for like three months now we just have these men in really nice suits come in and talk while using our microwave and teach them about nerdy shit? Then I, the goblin king in various shitty tee shirts and paint stained pants, walk into their super expensive store and just get greeted with “Yo dude what’s good?” and talk about the pains of steaming silken dress shirts properly and it’s my favorite business interaction every day

A new jewelry store opened up right next to our store and when I used the bathroom today we were talking about it. I hate it on principle (they flooded our systems closet during building) and immediately both Suit Guys™ working went on mini rants. “Their suits are baggy as hell, I wouldn’t trust them to sell me a $9,000 ring when they can’t get a fitted jacket. They look so unprofessional, ” and “I saw one of the dude’s wearing a teal shirt. It’s fall, and you go with teal? At least get a color to match your store if you’re gonna ignore the seasons like that, Christ, but teal is awful.”

I live for this commentary fam.

#flower shop/tattoo artist au is out #suit shop/nerd store au is in

aspiringenjolras:

bronzedragon:

fuocogo:

kallenart:

kayla-bird:

kayla-bird:

kayla-bird:

okay, okay, hear me out:

what if the boy who lived was the girl who lived? scruffy tomboy harriet “call me Harry” potter, getting extra rubbish from the Dursleys both from being a girl and being the wrong kind of girl

and absolutely nothing in the entire 7-book series changes except for pronouns. because girls can be brave and imperfect and angry and sulky and loud just like boys can.

(except a girl harry would room with Hermione Granger and the Patil twins instead of Ron and Sean, but that’s literally the only thing I can think of that might change)

absolutely nothing whatsoever changes with regards to Ginny. except that in addition to “why doesn’t Harry notice me as more than a chum,” she grumbles, “why hasn’t Harry managed to realize that CHO IS STRAIGHT”

IF this becomes a popular text post, this is how I want to be remembered

i couldnt help it

changing dorms would change a lot actually. :

(aka i express howo much i love this post through comic s)

i’m totally down with this post

except

“but Harriet would room with Hermione Granger and the Patil twins instead of Ron and Sean”

who the fuck is sean

obviously dean and seamus. combined into one. one whole sean.

Don’t ever hesitate. Reblog this. TUMBLR RULE. When you see it, REBLOG IT.

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