i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because:
- i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live
- most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person
- im not a pissbaby
my white friends that have reblogged this give me life
I can’t decide if Taylor or Nikki’s reaction is better
Can we talk about the guy way in the back though?
No, we can’t fucking talk about either of those things. What we can talk about, though, is the fact that things like this are the reason that:
- her new album has few love songs
- she told Rolling Stone that she doesn’t date anymore
- she finds it necessary to make fun of herself every chance she gets
- why “Shake it Off” exists
- why she DOESN’T DATE ANYMORE
- why she refuses to date even though it’s her own personal life
- did i mention that she doesn’t allow herself to date anymore lol
This isn’t funny. This is fucking disgusting. Sure, she looks like she’s shrugging it off like a joke. I get that it’s a joke. So does she. But do people not understand that Taylor Alison Swift’s entire future is basically ruined? She has dated six people in her entire eight year career. Six. Not fifteen in the last year. Not twelve. Not six people in eight months. Six people in eight YEARS. Still, though, she seems to get slammed for it by every media outlet, by every award show host, by every country music fan, by every One Direction fan, by every person who reads any magazine where they pull information out of their asses to get money. They have no problem ruining someone’s reputation for money.
Taylor Swift is a twenty-four year old girl who will eventually need someone to spend the rest of her life with. How is that going to happen now? Not only does Taylor get bashed, but any male she is seen with gets bashed. Taylor could be seen with her brother and get slammed for having a new boyfriend. Sorry, HollywoodLife, but I don’t think Taylor’s very much into incest.
Whoever decides to date Taylor is going to get shit on by magazines and people everywhere. “Haha, bro, watch out. She might write a song about you” will probably be the end to every article about her future boyfriend and her relationship. Maybe some man out there will be able to brush that off, but what the fuck?
A twenty-four year old girl with a heart of absolute gold shouldn’t be forced to go through that. She is trying to live her dream while leaving the greatest impact on the world she possibly can, and now she has to control what she released, who she dates, who she’s seen with, and basically just control every single little aspect of her life. I get that it’s the life of a celebrity, but take Adam Levine for example. He’s a great guy. He’s also idolized by women everywhere. He’s had more girlfriends in his career than Taylor. Do you hear about that?
Get rid of the double standard; let Taylor Swift live her life without the rumors, the jokes, and the hate. As someone who Taylor has impacted positively, it’s just really fucking annoying.
You know when you’re in class with someone who has no idea what the fuck they’re talking about? That’s what being a Taylor Swift fan is like, everywhere. Turn on the TV, false information. Open a magazine, false information. Scroll through Twitter, false information.
Instead of making jokes about Taylor’s relationship-life, why don’t they make fun of her for, I don’t know, something harmless? Tell her she’s addicted to Instagram because she is sometimes seen up at 4 in the morning commenting paragraph upon paragraph of comforting messages to tweens who are dealing with things they don’t know how to deal with.
God damn.
*stands up and applauds*

Beautiful
I THOUGHT IT WAS SO FLOWY AND COOL AND SO ODD LIKE WOW ITS LIKE THE PERFECT SHAPE TO FLOW DOWN AND DROP LIKE THAT AND THEN I REALIZED IT WAS A BUNCH OF MINIATURE DICKS SO I WAS JUST„, “OH”
I thought they were peanuts
At first glance I saw jellybeans
I thought they were babies help
I thought it was a human spine…..
The dicks only make it better
WAY TO CUT OFF THE BEST PART OF THE WHOLE GIF
but the question is
why is there such an organised column of falling jelly dicks
also why is there an uber long one at the end
why
since i just found out you can cause bodily harm to yourself by improperly using a cane, i’ve compiled some tips on how to properly walk with one.
feel free to scroll past, but please know that this is important information for physically disabled people and people with chronic pain to have and that it might be useful for you in the future, if it isn’t presently.
some of the information referencing having an injured leg might not be applicable to you personally. there are many reasons to use mobility aids, and i’ve included references to leg injuries because people with pain or injury in their legs could benefit from the information.
you may find it helpful to use a cane if you have a small problem with balance or instability, some weakness in your leg or trunk, an injury, or pain. if you are disabled, a single point cane may also help you to keep living independently.
before investing in one here are some things to consider:
assess how much help you need and what kind of help you need. canes are the lightest walking aid, and transfer weight to your wrist or forearm. they are generally used to aid light injuries or to improve balance. a cane cannot and should not sustain a large portion of your body weight.
choose your style. canes come in a variety of forms in order to meet the needs of different users. variables to assess include:
- grip:
some canes are meant to be held with your palm and fingers, while others can also provide support for your forearm. whatever you select, make sure the grip feels solid and manageable, not slippery or too big.
- shaft:
the shaft is the long part of the cane, and can be composed of wood, metal, carbon fiber polymer and other materials. some shafts are collapsible for easy portability.
- ferrule:
the tip or bottom of the cane is usually covered in rubber to provide better stability. some canes have three or four ferrules at the bottom instead of just one; this enables them to carry more weight.
- colour:
although many canes are plain or unadorned, you don’t have to settle for a pedestrian grey cane if you don’t want to. you may even be able to find a customizable cane that matches your personality as much as it supports your frame.
- length:
cane length is usually about one half the cane user’s height, in inches, wearing shoes. use this as a rule of thumb.
if your cane is too small, you’ll need to bend over in order to reach it. if your cane is too big, you’ll need to lean over onto your injured side in order to use it. neither option is ideal. a perfectly fitted cane will keep you upright while providing support.
- proper positioning:
the top of your cane should reach to the crease in your wrist when you stand up straight. your elbow should bend a bit when you hold your cane. hold the cane in the hand opposite the side that needs support.
- walking:
when you walk, the cane and your injured leg swing and strike the ground at the same time. to start, position your cane about one small stride ahead and step off on your injured leg. finish the step with your normal leg.
- stairs:
to climb up stairs, grasp the handrail (if possible) and step up on your good leg first, with your cane in the hand opposite the injured leg. then step up on the injured leg.
to come down stairs, put your cane on the step first, then your injured leg, and finally the good leg, which carries your body weight.
As a note as a cane user though…. sometimes it is called for to hold your cane on the ‘bad side’.
As a young cane user I’m already hella conscious of the fact that people think I’m faking it and individuals tend to hit this conclusion even more when I switch sides I use my cane on.
But at the end of the day- when standing still, at least for me- if I’m needing to lean on the cane? it HAS to be on my bad side. Sometimes I walk this way too, but can really only maintain it if I’m making small steps.
and just- to stress it.
make sure your cane is the right size.
make sure your cane is the right size
/especially if it’s nonadjustable/ (my cane is wood and I had to have someone shave off the bottom portion for me.)
if not you will hurt yourself.
Make sure the grip is something you can tolerate. I’ve found the more I have to use mine- the more mine annoys the ever loving out of me, so I slip my hand further down and grasp the shaft instead which means I’m out of balance.
also don’t be a hipster and get a wooden cane for your first cane oh my god it was the worst decision of my life.
thank u for the helpful addition to this post! and yeah, collapsible/folding metal canes seem like the best option for a starter cane from what i’ve heard from other people who use canes.
i’m going to hunt one down from an irl shop so i can see how it feels height-wise and on the grip. i would recommend others shopping for canes also go to an irl shop if possible, because it’s much easier to get an idea of how it feels for you by walking with it, putting ur weight on it, etc
Reblog if you think bisexuality is a real sexuality
I’m scared to come out as bi to my family in case they say it’s fake or I’m just confused so id love to have some people who agree with me so I can prove it
Wait, who the hell doesn’t think bisexuality is real?
a majority of the populationstill I don’t get why this is so hard for some people to understand
Romeo and Juliet AU where Romeo is in love with Tybalt
“Do you wish to cross swords with me sir?”
“Cross swords with you sir? I most surely would sir” *wink*
“… Wait what?”Tybalt turns up to their duel with armour and a sword
Romeo turns up with roses and wine
Everyone is confused.
Mercutio is dying of laughter on the side of the stage
during the witch burning times, midwives were targeted because they were healers and they eased the pain of childbirth which was meant to be woman’s punishment for eating the apple in the garden of eden.
birth control and abortion were considered sinful for the same reason.
anti-choice sentiment started because people (men) wanted women to be punished, and these misogynistic ideas have carried on for hundreds of years.
what a sad reflection on our society.
wow

disney-rapunzel-merida-vanellope:
Let’s give a moment to those mothers that can not have a child…
and to the husbands that stick by their wives regardless of wether they can have a child
This was the most realistic Disney movie ever.
yeah the part where the house flies off due to a bunch of balloons was very realistic
Actually they consulted an architect about how many balloons exactly it would take to do that to a house of that exact size and weight. They calculated that moment using a physics engine and took everything into account. Unless a professional architect as well as all of the physics professors who put their effort into that highly advanced physics engine are wrong, that take off was actually very doable and scientifically accurate.
GET WRECKED SON
It just got better
Casually leaves link to actual flying house inspired by up here…

L0031936 Credit: Wellcome Library, London
Intersex Society of North America
www.isna.org PO Box 3070 MI 48106-3070
‘Phall-O-meter’ (Showing in actual scale current
medical standards employed to determine nature of
genital plastic surgery for children born with
mixed sex anatomy)
In copyright ?
Collection: Wellcome Imagesplease reblog the fuck out of this
… what the— is this legit!?
Yeah it is. The phrase “three standard deviations below the mean” is the common reason for removing a male fallus and assigning the baby a female gender.
If you think about it, this actually sums up, pretty well, our society.
Unfortunately, this is nothing new and is still used today. ~Mod A
can someone explain this to me in Lehman’s terms pleSe? im confused and don’t know why everyone’s losing their shit because i don’t really understand the diagram
Okay, so there’s a wide variety of genitals out there. Here is a very simplistic chart of a spectrum genitals can fall on:
Basically the clitoris and the penis are the exact same thing, very similar anatomy. Doctors will define it as a clitoris or penis depending on 1. if it has a urethra going through it and 2. it’s size. The diagram is the one they use to decide if they want to call the baby a girl or boy or intersex. Many babies are put through genital surgeries (sometimes without the parent’s knowledge or permission) to make them look more like a penis or more like a vulva which can cause many health problems as it is a surgery, or other problems related to being assigned a gender. Any kind of surgery that isn’t necessary for health should not be performed on babies because they cannot consent.
AND THIS IS WHAT WE MEAN WHEN WE SAY SEX IS A SOCIAL CONSTRUCT!
i dont usually see tumblr talking about intersex rights and issues, so i am really happy to see this on here. please spread this information, because too many people dont know the truth about how intersex babies are assigned genders via surgery. 1 out of 1500 children are born intersex, and 1 out of 1000 children are given surgery to ‘normalize’ their genitals. this is a horrible and disgusting statistic that needs to be brought to everyones attention
october 26th (this sunday) is intersex awareness day, please spend some time reading about this issue. its extremely important and not well known







